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“Dan Bassett Sucks Potatoes” Tee – Limited Edition Fan Favourite
The Story Behind the Tee
You’ve heard it. You’ve laughed. You’ve quoted it. Now wear it.
The “Dan Bassett Sucks Potatoes” tee is the latest drop from the wild minds behind the 3 Point of Articulation Podcast – and whether you're #TeamPotato or just here for the chaos, this one's an instant cult classic. Worn with pride or purely for laughs, this shirt speaks louder than words ever could.
Why You'll Love It
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🥔 Inside-joke turned fashion statement – direct from the podcast to your wardrobe
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🖤 Bold, crisp graphics – printed to perfection by Big Sals
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🔥 Limited run – when they’re gone, they’re gone
Product Specs
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100% premium cotton (200 gsm) – comfy, breathable and high quality
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Unisex fit, true to size – from Small to 5XL
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Professionally printed in-house at Big Sals HQ using high-end DTF technology
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No cheap vinyl or peeling letters – built to last and stand out
We make all our garments with care, sarcasm, and a pinch of controversy – just the way you like it.
Care Instructions
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Wash inside out at 30°C
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Avoid bleach and tumble drying
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Iron reverse side only (low heat)
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Air dry to keep it fresh for longer
Your tee deserves more than a spin cycle. Treat it right and it’ll last you through every potato-based insult you’ll ever hurl.
Shipping Info
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Made to order – dispatches in 1–3 working days
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Tracked UK postage included when ordered directly from Big Sals
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Eco-friendly packaging – good for the planet, great for unboxings
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Hassle-free size swaps – 14 days, no fuss (as long as it’s unworn/unwashed)
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 86–91 |
| M | 38–40 | 96–102 |
| L | 42–44 | 106–112 |
| XL | 46–48 | 116–122 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 126–132 |
| 3XL–5XL | Add 2in / 5cm per size |
Fan-First Fashion
This isn’t your typical tee – it’s podcast-powered fashion, backed by Big Sals' signature quality and humour. Whether you’re backing Dan Bassett or bantering him, this is the kind of drop that starts conversations in queues, comments, and crowds.
Get in quick – because potatoes aren’t the only thing disappearing fast.
🖨️ Printed by Big Sals
🎙️ Created with the 3 Point of Articulation Podcast
💥 Owned proudly by you
🛒 Available now. When they’re gone, they’re gone!
